Letters to the Editor

Dear Sir or Modom

Will I get bit on the ankle by an penguin like Linus Torvalds, or will I have to supply my own?

An Female Impersonator

London, UK

Having never seen a vicious Fairy Penguin, I can only speculate


It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to Contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)

I'm not touching this one...


Can I wear high heels in Tasmania? (UK)

Yes, but only if you promise to wear fishnet stockings and a waspie...


Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Tasmania? (USA)

What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?


Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)

Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.



A SturmSoft creation.

Jonathan Sturm 2001